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User:nhdeepfreeze (2361668)
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Name:nhdeepfreeze
Location:Indianapolis, Indiana, United States
Birthdate:05-06
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I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!


Generate Your Own "VH1: Behind the Music Special" -- Why wait until you're bankrupt and alone? by MilesToGo13
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You rose to stardom...in the durrrty south clubs of Atlanta, where you gained immediate success with your audiences by setting effigies of Lil' John on fire and putting him out with glasses of cheap beer (or what everyone hoped was beer) while screaming "Wwwwhat?!" and jumping up and down on his spleen.
Your first big break came in the form of...a serendipitous if not tragic accident, where your group's raggedy tour bus lost its brakes while passing through Los Angeles, sending you careening out of control into the middle of an American Idol audition line. Dozens of future Idols were killed instantly, earning you the endless gratitude of the legitimate recording industry, and a record deal.
Your career reached an all-time high after...ten different sex tapes emerged, each showing you with a different ultra-hot star/starlet, and with the time-stamp on each tape bearing the same date for some reason...
Your recreational activity of choice on tour was..having groupies wrestle various dangerous animals for your entertainment in a crude gladiatorial style arena that the road crew was required to construct for you at every stop, or else you wouldn't go on stage.
But then, tragedy struck, when...after consuming what can only be described as a heroic dose of meth, heroin, and X before a show, your lead guitarist actually explodes at the height of his most intense solo.
You were crushed, filling your days with...phone calls to your old roadies, trying not to sound too hurt when they tell you how much fun they're having with their new bands. Because you're happy for them, all you wanted was for them to be happy, right?
But then, your savior came along in the form of...gtkyo
These days, you spend most of your time...endorsing that one product, you know, from those people, who gave you that money. Great product, that...thing is.
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Interests:29: angsty fangirls, anime, battlefield:vietnam, comicbooks, computers, cooking, cowboy bebop, darkminds, dogs on shurooms, family guy, giant robo, hikiing, japan, linkin park, michelle branch, music, my friends, online gaming, quiksilver, retrovideogame gear, rpg's, seattle, singing, the sound of blue, videogames, warcraft 3, warlands, witch hunter:robin, writing
Schools:None listed
Friends:
People15:akuma92276, bamzilla, benis, camidilloup, ethereal, gtkyo, j_e_s_u_s_, jacen3927, kath87, kittytatiana, luckydz, mexicanbens, nightcyde, shagie, yournailbunny
Communities5:customers_suck, iworkatborders, retail_is_hell, vgfreaks, waldenbooks
Friend of:9: bamzilla, benis, camidilloup, gtkyo, jacen3927, kath87, lordhazard, mexicanbens, saining
Member of:5: customers_suck, iworkatborders, retail_is_hell, vgfreaks, waldenbooks
Account type:Basic Account

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